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society: ok
joe rogan: hi guys
trans people: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ its joe rogan from the joe rogan pod cast
joe rogan: joe rogan podcast *aggressively howls*
society: ok
winston: hi guys
trans people: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ its winston from overwatch
winston: overwatch
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The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and .
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some ♥♥♥♥. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Volkswagen
Today while astral projecting I summoned Allah to try and weaken him so our hexxing spells would be better. He's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it. I can't imagine what he'd do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible. Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
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SpaceX more like SpaceSex
That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv
🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟
𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^
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