Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
ㅤ* The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week." "Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*