fart smellington

ack in my day when me n’ my boys weren’t fightin commies we could only do two things, eat or jerk off, course we chose jerk off, but to what? We was stuck in the jungles of Nam, with no women and all of our erotica covered in mud we didn’t have nothin to tug the rope to. So we did what any men would do, we built women out of the mud and sticks and the tall grass. I tell ya, there was no better feelin than after a long day of killin them commies stickin yer Willy in a woman made of mud. There’s still some out there, stood the test of time I tell ya. Yup they don’t make em like they used to that’s for sure.