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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:08am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:53am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:52pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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