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>standard 6.47, systemcuck living off of mums spaghetti at age 18
>Virgin Airlines because never try to speak to girls
>usually didn't care about being Virgin Airlines and not talking to girls
>finds out younger, also anti-social, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tumblr, /edge/core listining whitenight got gf
>decent 3.4qt
>have a slight crisis as I have always been more handsome, outgoing siblin
>decide to loose my spaghettiOs
>become thirsty ♥♥♥♥ that all other vaginacucks are in this world
>eventually hook up with sweet 5.87
>not too picky cause cis scum
>date for a while
>has ♥♥♥♥ taste in music but has vagina so idgaf tbh
>finally after 4 months decide to pop my oyster card
>plan nice date at decent restaurant, buys all food cause white man
>go to her flat
>start touching her
>pull down crisp packet
>roastie
>run out with spaghetti falling out of pockets
>run home
>mfw still Virgin Airlines
>mfw still living in parents basmement without their knowledge, stealing food at night
>mfw I never liked pork scratchings
>mfw never buying mr.porky again
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