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greg 13 Jun, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
Hey, /dave/
>standard 6.47, systemcuck living off of mums spaghetti at age 18
>Virgin Airlines because never try to speak to girls
>usually didn't care about being Virgin Airlines and not talking to girls
>finds out younger, also anti-social, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tumblr, /edge/core listining whitenight got gf
>decent 3.4qt
>have a slight crisis as I have always been more handsome, outgoing siblin
>decide to loose my spaghettiOs
>become thirsty ♥♥♥♥ that all other vaginacucks are in this world
>eventually hook up with sweet 5.87
>not too picky cause cis scum
>date for a while
>has ♥♥♥♥ taste in music but has vagina so idgaf tbh
>finally after 4 months decide to pop my oyster card
>plan nice date at decent restaurant, buys all food cause white man
>go to her flat
>start touching her
>pull down crisp packet
>roastie
greg 13 Jun, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
>velocity of vomit sends me to to oherside of room
>run out with spaghetti falling out of pockets
>run home
>mfw still Virgin Airlines
>mfw still living in parents basmement without their knowledge, stealing food at night
>mfw I never liked pork scratchings
>mfw never buying mr.porky again
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greg 7 Feb, 2015 @ 1:34pm 
Listen 'ere, "relentlessgames", if thats even your name. Don't you come cheeky around my ends cause i'll brick your house. The only slag 'ere m8, is the one being created when I smelt your ore m8.
Matthew 7 Feb, 2015 @ 10:58am 
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Matthew 7 Feb, 2015 @ 10:58am 
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