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4 people found this review helpful
246.5 hrs on record (238.9 hrs at review time)
Yugioh powercreep has ruined the game for years. At this point, it's more or less not salvageable without massive changes that copy successful media that have completely outpaced them, despite their bombshell entry in the 2000s
Posted 6 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
313.8 hrs on record (59.2 hrs at review time)
Got raided by guys with ak's for my corn farm. they almost died to hidden spike traps in the corn and my friend killed one with a rock in one hit. Best. Game. Ever.
Posted 25 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
349.1 hrs on record (45.2 hrs at review time)
Guns.
And Explosions.
And then more guns.
And then Exploding guns.
And then People With Guns killing other things with guns for an explotion of guns and money for guns.
But then guns that explode into tiny guns that explode into tinier guns and explode when you reolad you guns.
And then guns that shoot swords that expolde into tiny swords which is freaking awesome.

If you like stupid, guns and Explo- I mean Michal Bay Movies, then your in for a treat here
Want your Gun to shoot its pellets in the shape of a cartoon seagull? Done.
Want a build that Shoots rockets at themself and hates to reload manually? Done.
How about melee? Sure. As long as there are Explosions. And stupid.
What about dual weilding a sniper rifle and a rocket launcher? Yeah, that too.
If you think at any point during this game you won't be like
"Slight Laugh. That was retarted."
Then GTFO
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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