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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."
♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💎 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌽
A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic.
♥ 🐛 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🔋
😺 🍆 🍖 💛 💚 🍇 🏀 ⛳ 📀 🎫 💄 🌏 🌽 🎍 📒 🚙
"Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price
💗 🐟 👳 🍧 🐠 🌳 👾 🌋 💚 👃 🍧 🎄 🥞 🏀 😺 👹