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⠈⠻⣿⡤⠤⡏⠀⠉⠙⠲⣄⠀⢰⢠⠃⢀⡤⠞⠋⠉⠈⢹⠤⢼⣿⠏⠀
⠀⠀⠘⣿⡅⠓⢒⡤⠤⠀⡈⠱⣄⣼⡴⠋⡀⠀⠤⢤⡒⠓⢬⣿⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣯⣐⢷⣀⣀⢤⡥⢾⣿⠷⢥⠤⣀⣀⣞⣢⣽⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢙⣿⠝⠀⢁⠔⡨⡺⡿⡕⢔⠀⡈⠐⠹⣟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢼⣟⢦⢶⢅⠜⢰⠃⠀⢹⡌⢢⣸⠦⠴⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⡬⡌⢀⡟⠀⠀⠀⢷⠀⣧⢧⣵⣿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⢻⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠄
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⢺⣀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠙⠳⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠈⣯⠁⠀⡞⠉⣶⠀⠈⢻⡍⠛⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠈⢷⡀⠘⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢹⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⢯⡉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠉⠓⢦⡴⣏⠀⠀⢻⡀⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⠦⠤⠇⠈⠛⠒⠾⠃⠈⠳⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠑⢄⠈⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⠀⠑⠄𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂
⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣷⡉⡉⠉⣉⢡⣾⣷⡘⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣇⣴⣷⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⣦⠄⣬⠙⢿⣿⣿⠋⢻⣿⣿⣿
⣙⠛⣰⡿⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣠⣿⢸⢆⠙⢿⣷⣿⣇⣹⣿
⣉⢁⡾⣇⢀⣸⣇⣀⣹⣿ ⢰⣟⣩⣭⣽⣿⣿⣧⣉⣼⠌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡥⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣱⡆⡿⠿⢿⣿
⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡇⠐⣦⡀⢹
⣿⡜⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢢⠘⣇⢠
⣿⢡⣾⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣴⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣯⢹⡟ ⠸ ⢃⣾
⣦⣶⣴⣶⣦⣤⣭⣭⣭⣈⣋⣡⣬⣍⣉⣉⣩⣭⣤⣉⣤⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿
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