Here's a trick, little buddy: Lie to yourself all the time.
It makes you feel better.

"Friendship" is just a hot person's way of making you their slave.

HUH?
WHY WOULD YOU...
BERATE YOURSELF SO LOUDLY???
IS IT BECAUSE...
YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FRIEND?

(AUDIBLE WINK)

I'M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.

THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL HAVE
IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL I THINK.

SOMETIMES, I'M A GENIUS. ALL THE TIME.

EVERYONE!!!
A CELEBRATION!!!
TO BEING LOSERS!!

make sure to brush your teeth before crossing the street

help i'm being slandered