"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.

You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?

I wish I could watch LEGO have sex, ya know? And I'm talking about REAL sex, not some guy clacking these little people against each other against their will. I want to see sentient LEGO people have consensual sex. And I want it to be a very voyeuristic experience. I don't want the LEGO people to know I'm watching them, to know that I know they come alive when no one is around. I want to peep on them. I want them to go into the little sex house I built for them and have nasty, wild LEGO sex. That's what I want to see. Is that so hard? Is that so much to ask?

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