warrado

-rep whines hella and is trash

Playing Rust with him is like babysitting a toddler in a warzone. First, he spends 15 minutes crafting a spear, only to throw it at a tree 'by accident.' Then, while I’m out farming resources like a responsible adult, he’s back at base decorating the walls with signs that say 'home sweet home' while our neighbors are building a tank. The one time he tries to help, he picks a fight with a group of geared players, gets one-shot, and then starts yelling in voice chat, 'Come rez me, bro!' like I’m a medic in a hospital. Oh, and let’s not forget when he tries to raid a wooden 2x2 and gets clapped by a single shotgun trap. Honestly, his greatest contribution to the team is his respawn timer. Playing with him is a grind, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

I've seen this dude play, and it's honestly baffling. He doesn't even bother with a monitor. He claims to visualize the map in his head, but it's just a blur of confusion. His so-called "biological wallhack" is more like a delusion—he misses enemies that are right in front of him. His eyes are closed, and his mouse flails across the table, making random, clumsy movements as he desperately tries to flick to targets. The bullets that come out of his gun never hit the mark; they land nowhere near where they're supposed to. His spray control is laughable, with his crosshair jerking wildly as he overcompensates with every shot. Time doesn’t slow down for him—it speeds up in frustration as he struggles to make a move. He peeks without any awareness, and his trigger finger barely hits the mouse, sending enemies into the digital afterlife long before he even has a clue what happened. He's not invincible. He’s completely beatable. This "man" is the perfect example of failure.

-rep walls when losing

-rep, starts walling when about to lose