Am much trash, no good such recked
Luck < 0

I was bumpin this ♥♥♥♥ so loud in my room that my mom told me if I didnt turn it down, she would come in my room and smash my head into the keyboard. like bro, how am I bfbd bc jcjdbfffjvnfidesskgr xjcjfndngnvmf fnfmvg.fkf, dbdjckfbsbf8idbf d4ie

Me: "Why is my cousins name Diamonds"
Mom: "Cause his mom loves Diamonds"
Me: "So Why Is My Name Dicky"
Mom: "No More Questions"

Jesus can walk on water.
Watermelons are 92% water.
I can walk on watermelons.
I am 92% Jesus.