Reasons why you are at my profile:

1.) I just destroyed you in CS:GO, so you are come thinking that I hack... Thanks for the compliment!

2.) You think I'm a cool guy so you have decided to send me a friend request, which I will accept if you're cool too.

3.) You are a girl, and want some of my pee pee.

4.) You have come to say hello :)

5.) Have a nice day, Allahu Akbar!