i'm Duck Nukem, I live in America's marshlands, Quack, Quack, Quack, I fu*ked' a Swan and a Malard, I'm Duck Nukem and i'm here to ♥♥♥♥♥' un-till they run away, I Sh*t in the pond, I swam to the bottom of the wishing well and ate all the pennies, I ate a £1.74 in loose change, oh boy string my favorite treat' oh boy more string, I ate a plastic bag that was caught in a bush, I hissed at a pack of wiled dogs, they bit me in the neck and now i'm dead.