Achievementy uživatele Derken ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 18. zář. 2018 v 13.14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.57

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 16.01

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.44

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 16.26

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 11.27

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 13.03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 22. zář. 2018 v 11.05

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 22. zář. 2018 v 12.15

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 23. zář. 2018 v 8.40

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 18. lis. 2018 v 2.52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 11.55

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 25. zář. 2018 v 14.13

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 10.55

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 19. bře. 2021 v 2.01

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 19. bře. 2021 v 4.00

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 22. zář. 2018 v 12.10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 18. zář. 2018 v 13.08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 11.19

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 23. zář. 2018 v 8.10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Odemčeno 18. lis. 2018 v 2.31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2018 v 8.20

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 22. zář. 2018 v 9.54

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 23. zář. 2018 v 7.41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 18. zář. 2018 v 13.09

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 25. zář. 2018 v 10.42

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 13.02

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 10.38

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 1. pro. 2018 v 8.37

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odemčeno 19. bře. 2021 v 2.10

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2018 v 9.17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 14.54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.39

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 10.43

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 22. zář. 2018 v 9.55

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.23

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 21. zář. 2018 v 11.15

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odemčeno 19. bře. 2021 v 3.48

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2018 v 8.18

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 18. bře. 2021 v 11.32

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 25. zář. 2018 v 14.26

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 23. zář. 2018 v 8.43

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 8. říj. 2018 v 17.07

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odemčeno 28. říj. 2018 v 8.09

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odemčeno 17. lis. 2018 v 12.04

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odemčeno 17. lis. 2018 v 14.01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odemčeno 20. pro. 2018 v 10.07

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odemčeno 30. říj. 2018 v 9.21

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odemčeno 18. lis. 2018 v 2.40

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odemčeno 29. říj. 2018 v 12.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2018 v 10.33

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 20. zář. 2018 v 15.54

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

21 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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