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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 9:45am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 12:08am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 5:57am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 6:21am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2021 @ 9:12am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 1:06am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 9:24am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 1:51am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 12:56am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 12:53am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2021 @ 9:32am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2021 @ 9:11am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 12:54pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 9:46am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 11:56am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 3:10am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 1:00pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 12:28pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 7:29am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 2:06am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 2:17am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 2:05pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:50am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:44am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 7:14am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2021 @ 12:08pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 2:27am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 8:25am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 3:28am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 7:28am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 2:35pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.