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We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank. The listing follows - 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99 - 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99 - 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45 - 5x Bananas $7.00 - 5x Cucumbers $4.00 - 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99 - 1x Next day shipping $45.00 - 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%) Please respond back to us using your old email: [email protected]. Thank you for your patience!

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Nick Crompton is my god, I once wept in a god church looking at the statue of Crompton and suddenly I felt a warm breeze behind me. I turned around and saw him, Nick Crompton. He wore thick sun glasses, a ripped blue jacket and said; 'Why do you weep my child?' I dried my tears and told him how I couldn't buy Jake's new merch. Nick Crompton then looked me in the eye, held my hand and said; 'My son, you shall have your collar poppin, if that is what you weep for, that is what you shall receive. I have blessed you with limited edition England is my City T-shirt. If you have any further problems then come to my god church and chew your problems like it's gum, farewell my child; don't be upset, don't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you shall stay litty because England is our city.' He then faded away, blessing me with the merch from god church. And that is the story of how I spent 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUTES TRYING TO MEME NICK CROMPTON EVEN FURTHER.