"When you hear da police is right around da corna, there is nothing betta than to pull out ya glock 19 from da undawear. You can`t get a smell betta, a hint of asscrack, slightly burnt smell of da gunpowda and da white cracka, dead on the ground"
-Negolas 2018

"Negolas Blackleaf long under the streets,
In joy thou hast lived, Beware the Poo Poo!
If thou hearest the cry of the sirens in the neighborhood,
Thy heart shall then rest in the booties no more."
-Gandalf the Black