Most insufferable loser I've ever random-queued with. Genuinely dumber than toilet paper.

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


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*SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM*
*SHOVES YOU INTO BED*
*AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN*
*THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU*
*SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU*
*KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD*
*BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS*
*RUNS OUT OF ROOM*
*SLAMS DOOR*