Morbius is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great, the adrenaline made me legitimately ♥♥♥♥ my pants, and the dialog writing was phenomenal. When morbius said "It's Morbin time." It was such an amazing way to deal with current problems of our society. I actually got up and cheared when he said "I'm venom. Just kidding I'm dr. Micheal morbius at your service" such a beautiful way to showcase all their properties that made me stand up and chear, pants dripping with my ♥♥♥♥ and all. When they said "To humans it's deadly to bats its lethal" I actually came. I wasn't able to stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because the whole movie was so amazing that I was literally erect. Eventually I unzipped my pants and I started jacking off to this masterpiece. Security came to escort me out but luckily there was a fight scene just then so I was able to fight them off using the moves in the movie. 100/10 amazing movie, made me ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥ and fight.

I can't take anyone seriously that throw up fake threats with no substance, you spineless gamers are beyond pathetic. Higher level thinkers such as myself know that you simply have no life.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Dark willow so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time I play a game with dark willow, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Dark willow. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Dark willow’s tight wooden ♥♥♥♥♥. God I wish I was Jex because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know for a fact that Dark willow lets him lick her hairy fairy vagina all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. I want her to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

First comment of the decade ♥♥♥♥ everyone else who comments after this hahaha.

terrible at dota 2