Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
ㅤ* I could lend a hand but I prefer to give a finger.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!