Recent reviews by jccatfish

I enjoy running over mildly obese people, and ive just realised these no kids!

By far one of the most interesting and fun games

All you need to know is JAPAN

Although this is a supremely hard game to run, although this game is sometimes supremely boring, although this game can sometimes give you intermittent explosive disorder, it is still one of my absolute favourite games because of the intensive situations, range of excellent weapons, and intresting gameplay. The great range of vehicles and weapons gives the game a immersive feeling. The visually stunning graphics made my eyes bleed for everytime i played it. The social and friendly (ish) community is great. I without hesitation definatly recommend this game to you. I guarantee this will be great - just make sure you play it for a bit as it may seem to be boring at first.

Honestly one of the best games i have played.

The only thing i don't like is UPLAY

I like this game because it helps me learn Japanese-and thats all i play it for

Want to learn a new language??
Look no further than CS GO
Our easy methods are simple, just log in and play a game whilst we force you to listen to foren prepubecent children screaming into their mics!!

Got a mod that changes shouts to 'allahu akbar'

Gives a whole new perspective to the game

What i gave to the game:
Time
Effort
Determination

What the game gave me:
Arthritis
A glimps of how EASY it is to park
The urge to drive on the other side of the road

PILLS= ALL THE ILLEGAL DRUGS YOU COULD THINK OF