What is my perfect 💯crime🕵🤔? I break 👊💪into Tiffany's 💁👸at midnight. ⏰1️⃣2️⃣ Do I go for the vault🔐💰? No 🙅👎, I go for the chandelier💡. It's priceless😩💸💎. As I'm taking it down⬇️, a woman🙎 catches 👀😱me. She tells 🗣me to stop🖐🚷. It's her father's 👴👤business📈📋🗃. She's Tiffany💁👸. I say no❌. We make love😏😩💦 all night🌃🌙. In the morning🏙☀️, the cops🚨🚔 come and I escape🏃👻 in one of their uniforms👮. I tell her to meet👫➡️ me in Mexico🇲🇽🌮, but I go to Canada🇨🇦😈. I don't ❌😤trust🔒 her. Besides, I like the cold😏⛄️❄️

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