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springieru 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm 
My cat bit my penis. Do I need to seek help?

So, my 7 month old kitten bit my penis. This is not a joke and I wish it was. We got him about 5 months ago and he is a very sweet cat. However, at night he has been crawling under the covers and biting my partner and I’s feet. I didn’t think anything of this and always wear loose fitting boxers to bed. To put it simply… my horse had jumped out of the barn from shifting throughout the night and I guess my cat thought it was my toe and took a bite of it like it was an apple. There is no visible puncheon wound but I felt something and heard it make a crunching sound inside and it is hurting pretty bad to piss. This literally happened last night and it’s still hurting. Do I need to go to the doctor or can I wait this out? I really want to save the embarrassment of explaining the incident to my doctor and don’t know what to do. Thanks.
Scalliday 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
The history of beards can be traced back to ancient civilisations.

In ancient Greece, beards were associated with wisdom and maturity. In ancient Egypt, Pharaohs wore false beards as a symbol of their power and divinity.

During the Middle Ages, beards were a sign of virility and strength. In the modern era, beards have gone in and out of fashion, with different styles gaining popularity at different times
springieru 13 Jun, 2024 @ 3:15pm 
Serves 2

3 tbsp olive oil

1 medium white onion, sliced.

5 garlic cloves thinly sliced.

½ tsp salt

½ tsp black pepper

1 x 400g Heinz Peeled Tomatoes

½ tsp chilli flakes

1 tsp dried oregano roughly chopped.

5 g fresh basil

1 tsp caster sugar

200ml vegetable stock

4 tbsp cream or vegan cream.

To serve:

Basil leaves

Olive oil

Bread

Method:

1. In a heavy-based pan over medium heat, add olive oil and onion, garlic, salt, and pepper. Cook for 10-15 min until starting to caramelize.
2. Add Heinz Peeled tomatoes, chilli flakes, dried oregano, basil, sugar, and vegetable stock. Bring to boil, then simmer for 15 minutes.
3. In a blender or with a stick blender, blend to desired consistency. Return to the saucepan, add cream, and season as desired.
4. To serve, ladle into bowls, top with basil leaves, drizzle with olive oil, and serve with crusty bread.
springieru 13 Jun, 2024 @ 3:13pm 
Newman's Own
Ranch Dressing
For dippin’ or pourin’ - YippeeKayay!
Vegetable Oil (Soybean Oil And/Or Canola Oil), Water, Buttermilk (Milk), Distilled Vinegar, Sugar, Egg Yolk, Garlic Juice, Salt, Contains 2% Or Less Of: Buttermilk Solids (Milk), Onion*, Garlic*, Natural Flavor, Lactic Acid, Xanthan Gum, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Chives, Spice

*Dried

Kosher

Nutrition Facts
Serv. Size2 Tbsp (30g)Calories150Calories from fat140Total fat16g (25% DV)Saturated fat2.5g (13% DV)Trans fat0g Cholesterol10mg (3% DV)Sodium 290mg (12% DV)Total Carbohydrate2g (1% DV)Dietary Fiber0g (0% DV)Total Sugars1gProtein0gVitamin A(0% DV)Vitamin C(0% DV)Calcium(0% DV)Iron(0% DV) Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.