What the ♥♥♥♥ do you mean you don't serve a ♥♥♥ burger here? What kind of establishment is this? Do you not care about your customers? This is ridiculous. Absurd. Your motto is literally, "Have it Your Way". Well, my way is a fat double cheeseburger loaded with semen. I want don't want ketchup. I don't want mustard. None of that ♥♥♥♥. All I want is a meaty love patty that's been juiced up with some hot piping ♥♥♥. Are you really going to tell me that none of the employees here are capable of pumping out some poots of ♥♥♥♥♥ plug? No. I don't want to hear it. I'm looking right at the thicc ass on that teenage loverboy, and I'm telling right now that I know for a fact that he can rub some sweet gamer goo out of his love shaft. So you go over to that pristine figure and tell him that he's gonna have to do the job he signed up for. You said I could have it my way, and my way is a fatty patty with a generous amount of sperm.

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