Recent reviews by CuteAssTiger

its great , try again

(tiny 21/07/24 update LITERAL ADS. The "collab" is litteraly just ads for nike shoes . i have no respect for this developer anymore)

(2 Updates in the mobile game shop, 0 fixes to the polaris crash, 1 change that prevents cheat engine form being able to fix the polaris crash . priorities )

Putting a mobile game shop into a game after all the reviews came out. Absolutely embarrassing. Legit cant buy a full price game anymore without some mobile game BS attached to it. Incredibly disappointing. This is the last game i buy at release without getting paid for it.

UE-Polaris Game has crashed........
( okay wow yeah i tried litteraly everything at this point .no fix . still crashes)
Thought that would be fixed by release but i guess it isnt. The game is kinda unplayable until this is fixed. ( because it litteraly just crashes randomly . can happen at any point)


Everything else is amazing.
oh and btw

BIG PROPS FOR NOT HAVING A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOBILE GAME SHOP IN THIS FULL PRICE GAME.
Really happy to see that unlike some other fighting games tekken keeps its dignity. ( this aged like milk)

As a connoisseur of all things refined and sophisticated, I have played many games that claim to be masterpieces. However, none of them have ever come close to the sheer brilliance and complexity of "Pineapple on Pizza." This game is a true work of art, inspired by the infamous food dish that has been both celebrated and criticized for years.
Indeed, there is much more to say about "Pineapple on Pizza," a game that has left an indelible mark on the gaming landscape.
As I reflect further on "Pineapple on Pizza," I cannot help but be struck by the way in which the game speaks to the human condition. Through its use of symbolism and metaphor, the game is able to explore complex themes in a way that is both engaging and accessible.

At first glance, "Pineapple on Pizza" may seem like a simple game, but this is far from the truth. The game is a stunning display of artistic expression, combining the traditional elements of a platformer with the intricacies of puzzle-solving. The graphics are a true marvel, with each level presenting a unique and breathtaking landscape that is sure to leave any player in awe.


One of the most impressive aspects of "Pineapple on Pizza" is the way it challenges players to think in new and creative ways. Each achievement presents a series of challenges that require careful planning and execution to overcome. It is not enough to simply jump and run your way through the game. To truly succeed, players must use their minds and think outside the box.

Another impressive aspect of "Pineapple on Pizza" is its visual and auditory design. The game's graphics are stunning, with each section of the level presenting a unique and breathtaking landscape that is sure to leave players in awe. The attention to detail is incredible, with everything from the game's characters to its environmental elements designed with an eye for beauty and elegance.

Similarly, the game's sound design is masterful, with a hauntingly beautiful soundtrack that perfectly complements the game's themes and atmosphere. The game's use of sound effects is also impressive, with every action and interaction in the game producing a unique and satisfying sound that adds to the overall immersion and sense of satisfaction.

The game's storyline is equally captivating, drawing players in with its deep and complex themes. At its core, "Pineapple on Pizza" is a commentary on the duality of human nature, exploring the conflict between our base desires and our higher aspirations. The pineapple topping represents our desire for sweetness and pleasure, while the pizza crust represents our need for structure and discipline. Together, these two elements form a delicious and satisfying whole, just as our base instincts and higher aspirations must coexist to create a balanced and fulfilling life.
A narrative, which manages to be both deeply personal and universal at the same time. Through the journey of the game's protagonist, players are taken on a journey of self-discovery and growth, exploring themes such as identity, purpose, and belonging. The game's characters are richly drawn, with each one representing a different aspect of the human experience. The game's writing is poetic and evocative, with a language that is both accessible and profound.

In many ways, "Pineapple on Pizza" is reminiscent of the works of Franz Kafka, particularly his novel "The Metamorphosis." Both works explore the tension between the individual and society, highlighting the ways in which our desires and dreams can be at odds with the expectations and norms of those around us. Like Kafka, the creators of "Pineapple on Pizza" have crafted a world that is both surreal and hauntingly familiar, a place where the line between reality and fantasy is blurred.
The Symbolism and Methopors might well surpass Kafka in this regard. The pineapple on pizza is not simply a food item, but a symbol of the conflicting desires that drive us all. The game's use of light and darkness, color and shadow, and order and chaos all serve as metaphors for the struggles and challenges that we face in our lives. These symbols are woven seamlessly into the game's design, adding depth and meaning to every interaction and decision.

The creators of the game have crafted a singular level that is truly a work of art, incorporating elements of platforming, puzzle-solving, and storytelling into a cohesive whole. The level is designed to challenge players in a variety of ways, with each section building upon the previous one to create a sense of progression and growth.

Additionally, the game's singular focus on a single level allows players to fully immerse themselves in the experience, exploring every nook and cranny and discovering new secrets and hidden areas. It is a testament to the game's design that players can spend hours exploring the level and still find new things to discover.

While some may scoff at the notion of a game with only one level, the sheer depth and complexity of "Pineapple on Pizza" more than make up for this apparent limitation. The game's singular level is a masterpiece of design, incorporating elements of platforming, puzzle-solving, and storytelling into a seamless and cohesive whole.

Furthermore, the game's singular focus on a single level can be seen as a statement on the nature of creativity and innovation. In a world where many games are content to simply repeat the same formula over and over again, "Pineapple on Pizza" stands out as a bold and daring experiment in game design. The creators of the game have shown that it is possible to create something truly original and groundbreaking, even within the constraints of a single level.
Every aspect of the game, from its controls to its mechanics, has been carefully crafted to create an experience that is both challenging and rewarding. The game's puzzles are clever and inventive, requiring players to think outside the box and use their creativity to overcome obstacles. The platforming sections are precise and satisfying, with a level of polish that is rare in modern gaming. The game's pacing is also exceptional, with each section building upon the last to create a sense of momentum and progress.
It is worth noting that its game that rewards exploration and experimentation. Players who take the time to search every nook and cranny of the level will be rewarded with hidden treasures and secret areas. The game also allows players to experiment with different approaches to challenges, encouraging them to find their own unique solutions to problems.

At its core, "Pineapple on Pizza" is a game about balance and harmony, exploring the relationship between the sweet and the savory, the chaotic and the structured, and the base and the refined. The game's eponymous food dish serves as a metaphor for this balance, with the pineapple representing our desire for sweetness and pleasure, and the pizza crust representing our need for structure and discipline. Together, these two elements create a dish that is greater than the sum of its parts, much like how our base instincts and higher aspirations must coexist to create a balanced and fulfilling life.

Of course, like any truly great work of art, "Pineapple on Pizza" is not for everyone. Its complexity and depth may be lost on those who are not willing to invest the time and effort needed to truly appreciate it. But for those who are willing to take the plunge, the rewards are truly unparalleled.

In conclusion, "Pineapple on Pizza" is a true masterpiece of gaming, a work of art that is sure to be remembered for years to come. It is a game that challenges players to think deeply and creatively, while also offering a stunning visual and auditory experience. Like the food dish it is inspired by, "Pineapple on Pizza" is a taste sensation that is sure to leave players craving more. After all, there is never too much pineapple on pizza.
Truly a masterpiece that changed gaming as we knew it and opened our eyes to the future.-

the new stuff used to be 10 bucks. yeah fine whatever.
Broly just came out and i was thinking about getting back into the game . 20 bucks . yeah ♥♥♥ off . i guess they know the game isnt going to stick arround for much longer and just try to grab as much as they can as long as they still can

YES

Its Pay to Win . Simple. The Unlockable Mobile Suits ♥♥♥♥ on everyone else.
Dont buy them . Dont enable this.
Would not be an awful Game if it didnt have the monetization strategy of a mobile game .

ps: game crashes from time to time . and you get a leaver penalty for it . even tho it was the beginning of the round . were the game stops if someone leaves. clown fiesta

p.s : if i got a euro every time the game crashed and i got a leaver penality for it i would have a lot more cash then i should

ps: i just waited for a 7 minute penalty and the game said "hey . you have been afk . im gonna crash in the menu now "

p.s: just now it crashed because apperantly to much was going on at once.
thats not my pc . my gaming rig runs this game full settings no problem . idk wtf is going on with this game but if that happend to me in ranked i would be pissed

p.s: overtime on point capture is the dumbest thing ive ever seen in a game like this .
points go to certain % . so a point might go to 80% and then it changes location . unless the match goes into overtime. in that case the point goes to whatever % the team needs to win . even if it would not go to it previously .
you can play super clean and hold all points and then get robbed at the end because you lost 1 team fight .


also my god exia is the cheapest thing ever. its hard to play but there is 0 counterplay to it .
either it kills you or it gets away.
how do you go about countering it ? well you just shoot it regularly .....
also also its better at evading attacks then any other mobile suit .
so the only way to take it down is the thing its very good at avoiding .
big brain

when it was mentioned we would get more colors i was hoping it would expand everybodys color slots. not that this is just the new characters extra colors.
is it really that hard to put some more color slots in this game ?????

absolutely . i dont even like dragonball as an anime . but this game is gooooood

great game . you can finish it in one sitting , and it gets pretty cluttered after a while .

Thank you for making a game that is worth playing simply because it is such a good experience.
no fomo, no mtx bs . This is a genuinely good game.