Bridi's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:27am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:29am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 2:28pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:03pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:04pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:45pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm