Platonic Homosexual Relations
Sean Pratt :)   Tigard, Oregon, United States
 
 
Let's go in the garden
You'll find something waiting
Right there where you left it
Lying upside down

When you finally find it
You'll see how it's faded
The underside is lighter
When you turn it around

Everything stays
Right where you left it
Everything stays
But it still changes

Ever so slightly
Daily and nightly
In little ways
When everything stays
Some say that it is the mustache that makes the man. I say when life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad.
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Fen 21 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm 
I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.
Fluoridaman 11 Mar, 2017 @ 4:41pm 
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Maxito Bandito 21 Jan, 2016 @ 12:32pm 
So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play dota with me, cause dota requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him CS:GO and after 2 weeks i see he became global elite, i just wana say THANK YOU VALVE, for creating games like cs:go for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like dota 2, starcraft and others, thanks you valve once again.
Maxito Bandito 11 Jan, 2016 @ 1:15pm 
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴜɴɢɢᴏʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜsʜᴀᴋᴇʀ. ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ғᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ 15 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs, ɪ ʙᴜʏ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ʙᴏᴏᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡᴏ ɪʀᴏɴ ʙʀᴀɴᴄʜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ. ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇᴛʜᴏᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1.3ᴋ ᴍᴍʀ.
Maxito Bandito 11 Jan, 2016 @ 1:13pm 
Honestly if you're in LP you're literally a piece of ♥♥♥♥ and should kill yourself because you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. If it were up to me you'd have to burn your hand on a hot stove and flay your pinky finger before you can play our sacred Dota 2 again. Personally I've never been in LP so that means anyone that has is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm obviously a bastion of true character and moral grounds, so I can say this.- Average Redditor, 10/23/2015
Maxito Bandito 11 Jan, 2016 @ 1:12pm 
GORGEOUS TONE OF RED ✓ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ SWIFTNESS AURA ✓ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE JUNGLE ✓ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ BRINGS GOOD FORTUNE ✓ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ MUST BE HELLBEAR SMASHER ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ