GreasyUncookedCroissant
United States
 
 
'Greasy and pale, with a texture like dough'
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skytol 4 Jan, 2021 @ 10:05pm 
One of my friends named Jack is egregiously unskilled in the vast majority of games that we play together. His performance is abysmal at best, and is comparable to that of a toddler. This contrasts greatly with gameplay of my friend Dillon, who is adept at many games. He is an outlier of sorts, perhaps even an anomaly. He manages to outplay the opposition with aesthetic, effortless frags. The enemies cannot anticipate his confident plays, and tremble in apprehension of their impending annihilation. He asserts his complete and total domination of the game through his insanely high kill-death ratio. This corroborates his reputation as the best player in the world. He is benevolent, however. In some cases, he will have mercy on the enemy and throw the game for their sake. Many look to him in disdain, as they are envious of the eloquence of the galvanizing application of his incredible skills.
skytol 4 Jan, 2021 @ 10:05pm 
I decided to relax over the break and talk to some of my friends online, namely (:+--xXxMeDiUmShAqxXx--+:), SoupyDoopers, Paoundit, and Jeaoundit. (:+--xXxMeDiUmShAqxXx--+:), also known as pengedillon/pengepaoundit, is well-versed in chess as well as Counter-Strike. SoupyDoopers is terrible at almost any game he picks up, and it is very humorous to all of us and we make fun of him daily. Paoundit is something of a retired gamer, which makes him my greatest enemy. Jeaoundit is kind of a liberal, lol. He is Paoundit's twin brother. We have a plethora of inside jokes such as L E F T C H A N N E L, R I G H T C H A N N E L, B O T H C H A N N E L S, and A U D I O J U N G L E. We also have this bit where someone will say "my nuts". It gets increasingly funny definitely every time it gets said and im not tired of it at all.
(:+--xXx__MeDiUm__ShAq__xXx--+:) 21 Oct, 2020 @ 5:37pm 
sex?
skytol 12 May, 2018 @ 11:57pm 
sexy