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Sparti, Lakonia, Greece 
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👔 * 🌸 * 🥞 * 🐊 * 💃 * 👳 * 🥒 * 🐳 * 💄 * 🚘 * 👑 * 🚙 * 💙 * 🍖 * 🔋 * 🥞
ㅤ* The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
ㅤ* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
ㅤ* Life is like a Lambourghini. It goes too fast and it costs too much.
🚗 * 🌳 * 🐟 * 👃 * 🎫 * 📀 * 💄 * 🌳 * 💛 * 🎽 * 🐊 * 🏓 * 🎁 * 🍆 * 🐛 * 🏀
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!
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