-Rep After a good game in dark souls 3, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ganks in ds3 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ds3 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I riposted and then critical striked him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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　　　　　　＋　.／　GAYDAD　 丶
　　　　　　　　/　　　　　　　　　 　ノ、　　＋
　　　　　＋　/　　／ヽ丿彡彡彡彡彡ヽヽ
　　　　　　　|　　丿　　　　　　　　　　　ミ　　　　＋
　　　　　　　|　彡　＿＿__　　＿＿__ 　ミ/
　　　　　　　ゝ_/／|（●） |⌒|（●） ||ヽゞ
　　　　　　　|tゝ　　＼__／_　 ＼__／　| |
　　　　　　　ヽノ　　　　／＼_／＼　　 |ノ
　　　　　　　　ゝ　　　/ヽﾄｪｪｪｪｲ ヽ　/　　
　　　　　　　　 /|ヽ　　　ヽ──'　　 /　　+
　　　　　　　　/ | 　＼ 　　 　‾　,／|　　　　＋
　 　　　　　／　ヽ　　 　‐——‐　　 |


YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GAY DAD OF CHAOS! POST THIS TO 3 OTHER PROFILES OR HIS LIVER WILL FAIL AND HE MIGHT DIE AND THAT WOULD BE SAD.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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