Recent reviews by JohnnyTsunami

My story during my 2nd playthrough*
-I choose russia
-10 turns into the game I discover babylon about 10 tiles away from moscow
- "This isn't gonna end well"
-I discover arabia and korea
-I found my 2nd city (St Petersburg)

*About 100 turns later* (little conflicts happen here and there)

-Washington and Venice discover me
-Babylon denounces me for settling too close to him
- Babylon denounces Venice because they felt like it.

*Another 50 turns passes, We discover England*
-"WOULD YOU BE INTERSETED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND"

-Babylon sends a ton of millitary to my borders
-I Send my millitary to block him off
-Babylon denounces me for having my millitary at his borders
- "Kill me..."
-Arabia denounces me as well.

*20 turns later*

-Arabia and Babylon declare war on me and send both of their armies at St Petersburg.
-I had just discovered great war inf and they had rifles, so I had the tech advantage
-They fail at seiging St Petersburg
-I send my millitary at Babylon
-Babylon asks for peace... haha no.
-I am able to take babylon (he still has 3 cities)
-Korea and Washington praise me for taking Babylon's capital

*More turns go by, little conflicts here and there.*

-Babylon and Arabia come out of nowhere and attack Venice
-Venice doesn't stand a chance and loses its capital
-Korea is allies w/venice so he sends his army down at arabia
-Arabia and Babylon double team his army
- Washington gets involved and sends troops down to help Korea(I was allied with wahsington at this time)
-"Great, now I have to get involved..." World war 1 begins...
-I ask England if she wants to help too, but she just wanted trade agreements...
-Washington and I get involved in the war, we help korea survive this onslaught of babylon and arabia.
-Washington and I move our troops in on arabia
-Arabia asks for peace, we accept.
-Babylon does the same. World war 1 ends...
-City states decide to keep going at it, (city states broken up into whoever they allied with fight).

*More turns go by, at this point everyone was in the indusrial era, korea and I were in the atomic era.*
-Babylon attempts to embargo venice
-"The whole world except for arabia votes no.
-Venice tells babylon to **** off
-"Not this again".
-Washington and Korea denounce babylon for bullying venice. The denouncing war begins...
-Babylon denounces them for denouncing him
-Arabia Ranomly denounces England for asking for too many trade agreements. (bad idea).

*More turns go by, I think everyone was in the atomic era by now.*

-The venecians cry themselves to sleep as babylon continues to bully them.
-Washington and Korea denounce babylon again for bullying Venice, The denouncing war rages on...
-Babylon gets triggered once again and denounces them back, along with arabia.
-Babylon and arabia go at venice again...
-"You have to be joking me..."
-Korea and washington declare war on babylon and arabia. World war 2 begins...
-Babylon and arabia have the best millitaries so far, they crush koreas army and close in on one of their coastal cities.
-They begin sieging seoul...
-The british royal navy shows up and hammers the arabian army (remember when arabia denounced them, they haven't forgot about that).
-Babylon goes to war with England.
-Korea praises england for saving them

*A few turns go by*

- Washington goes to war with england and sieges york ( I guess they had some dispute before idk).
-*Grabs Popcorn* " Wtf is going on".
-England takes york back, england and america decide to keep it cool.
-Meanwhile I'm just sitting back watching all of this go down as I rush research for the space race.
-Venice shows up with their little venecian army and take their capital back
-Washington, korea and I are dying laughing.
-We hurt babylons feelings I guess, so he fires nukes at Washington.
-New york fires nukes at babylon
-I had a lot of trade routes to Washington so this effected my economy a lot *shakes in anger*.
-i have 4 nukes in reserve, I fire 1 at babylon.
-Babylon denounces me for shooting a nuke at him
-"lmao".
-Arabia gets involved and fires a nuke at St Petersburg
-I fire my last 3 nukes at his capital in anger.
-As I was doing this, I didn't realize that a Korean troop was near mecca, therefore they got hit by the nuke.
-Korea declares war on me
-Washington declares war on me
-"Kill me now"...
-I am now a few techs away from winning the space race
-Korea is right behind me though
-Washington and korea sends millitary to St Petersburg
-I hold out once again, and continue building spaceship parts
-Babylon and Arabia declare war on me
-"WTF"
-Now 4 armies are closing in on St Petersburg
-I start sending my paratroopers in all directions, along with my helicopters.
-St Petersburg is about to be taken
-England shows up just to watch it all go down.
-I'm now 2 turns away from getting the SS engine
-I send every available millitary troop to defend the engine (it was built in St petersburg on its way to Moscow)
-I get the engine a few tiles away from moscow, 1 MORE TURN
-The entire world begins to close in on moscow
-I build the space ship and launch to space, Winning a tech victory.


10/10 would flee the world on a spaceship again.