Played a few games of dota with this guy and thought he was cool. So when he invited me to his place to watch some True Blood, I thought it'd be a fun time. While watching the show he started grunting... I thought it was weird but let it go. He said he'd be right back and left the room for about 30 mins. When he came back, he was buttnaked holding nothing but a rope and saying he's gonna make me his ♥♥♥♥♥. His penor and nootsack were grape purple, like he'd actually been beating it the whole time. Before I knew what happened, he hog tied me and took off all my clothes.

His mom heard the commotion and came running in the room, untied me, kicked his ass and told me to run. I ran the ♥♥♥♥ away yelling for help till the Police found me. They arrested me for public indecency and now I'm a registered sex offender. Thanks Gabe.