Wake up, 1AM. In the freezer.
Gargle piss.
Uncomfortable?
Good.

Listen to five self improvement podcasts at once as you drag a tire to work.
Fire ants in the diaper to keep you going.

Ex-wife Calls: says you can't visit the kids this weekend.
Good.
They only slow you down.

Get to work.
Gargle more pee.
Do work on Chinese keyboard.
Don't know Chinese?
You will.

Broken glass for lunch.
Boss comes in, says you're falling behind.
He doesn't understand, he can't. He isn't a wolf in this world of sheep.

Get hit by three cars on the way home while listening to audiobooks at two times speed.
New record.
Legs broken?
Good.

Pass out on kitchen floor.
Roaches kissing you all over.
They understand the grind.
Set alarm for 1AM and drift into a coma while listening to ASMR.