Keker
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76561199544696528 28 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm 
+rep nice flicks
76561199244310345 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47pm 
signed by me :) lets play csgo
Pvt. Cpl. Sgt. Joe-Nathan Arma 25 Jan, 2018 @ 11:46pm 
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I was taking zinc supplements and it became a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a pedo. I was usually content with envisioning a jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if youre not as sexually charged as me just imagine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the bird. Fat birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Next whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I could hit targets the size of a distances up to 4 feet. Now you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds. Once you master a technique you simply wind up and jizz I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face
Pvt. Cpl. Sgt. Joe-Nathan Arma 13 Oct, 2017 @ 6:15pm 
i bust a nutt in his nans eye and suddenly everyone at the funeral is mad at me.

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring ♥♥♥♥♥
Pvt. Cpl. Sgt. Joe-Nathan Arma 13 Oct, 2017 @ 6:14pm 
I too hope his entire family, including his dog, gets raped
Zeki 30 Sep, 2017 @ 9:08pm 
boosted ♥♥♥♥