Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Life is like a Lambourghini. It goes too fast and it costs too much.
ㅤ* Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
ㅤ* 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe