"Heude ims deim Burdsdag. Demhalb alles gude vom schmusi c: hofendlich han du heude nit di bech." ~Schmuserkadser, der schmusigste Schmuser, an deim Burdsdag

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" ~Samuel L. Jackson, cool blacky, since his birth

"Hello! My name is George W. Bush and this is the World Trade Center. Welcome to Jack-Ass!" ~George W. Bush, former US-President, 09/11/2001

"D̬̩i҉d̨̜̥͚ ̵y͓̟̯̠o̰̻͙̖̫ͅu҉ͅ ͢h̖͎a͚͍̺̙̫̹̘v͎͎̬͎ẹ͖͍ ̡̱͉̩̯or̴d̵̯e͏̻̜͉ͅr̲̞̟̼͍̪͘e͇͘d͍́ ̴̼t͍̞h͚͖̞̳̫̪i̦͕͖̖͓̤̼s̞͔̮͡ t̛͕a͇̥̥̞̙̖͔͞ṣ̫̪̹̬t͙̺̜͚̟͉̺y ̰͘ ҉̥̦̬̮̞S̶͖̹̭̹̩̰̟͖̻̬̗̪͉̦̱̝̤͚̆ͧ͊͆̍̒͊́͢͞ͅT̸̷̢̢̜̟̪͍͍͉͉͙̤̪̯̺̥͖͓͚̎̅̊̿̓́̀̉ͭ̇͗A̶ͫ̓̔ͣ̽̽̈́͗ͯͫ͐ͥͦͬ̉͋͂͏̛̬͓̪͈̘̻̱̟̦̣͕͉͕̤̫͝C̎͗ͧ̈̒͆̓̒͑ͣ̍̔̒̇҉̝̪̠͈͎̥̟̩͕̪̤̺̥́C̊ͫ̄̏́҉̸̩͖̼̗̳͢ o̦͉ͭ̌͌ͤ̒̀f̨̧̮̈ͬ͂͝ S̶̛̺̜͚͙ͬ̒ͪͯͨ̔̊͋͛̇͌͆̔̂̍̋́̚͜͡Ō̷̃ͣ̽ͮ̇̔̉̎͊ͩ̈̃͑̍͆̈͏̠͚͈̮̭͖̹̩̪̳̬̹̳̣Ự̧̨̧̼̗̥͔͎̹̟̝̩̣͚̞̮̺̥̦͑ͦ͌ͬ̾̊ͧ̚͝ͅP̨͖̺̼̬͚̮̩̙͈͉̲̤͔͇͍̭̙ͣ̈ͯ́͆̿̉̏̇͊ͮ̋̌̿͑̿́͢?" ~Council of Sooops, Council where soups are made and shipped elswhre to be enjoyed, prehistorical

"Death to america! And buttersauce! Don't boild me! I'm still alive!" ~Iraq Lobster, Crustation whomst'd've got cooked, 2023 colorized

"When someone tells me to stay calm, i kill them because i get really Ą̷̘̱͕̼̠̤̤̬̟͓͎ͯ̋ͩͨͥN̢̨̻͚̙̥͉̩̙̣̱̲̗͖̘̓̏̄̅͆̾́͘͟ͅǦ̡̹͉͎̦͕͉͔̘̩͕̤͙̮̱̩̍̂͒͆̏̆̽̇́͒͌͑ͨͪ̏̀͟͝͝E̵̫̣̯̮̘̗͛̍̀̓̓̀͞ͅͅR̴̡̛̫̲̦͓̻̭̘̲̬͇̞̖͓̼̘̗͓̟ͣ͐ͭͨ͋ͤ̒ͨͫ̆̒ͯͥ̔̑͛̅͝Y̷̻͙̩̙̲̝̜̦͖ͣ̈̅ͬ̂́̚ ." ~Mahatma Gandhi, Leader of the Confederate Army, 1861-1865