You might be asking yourself, "Just WHO is Digiorno John?" Well let me tell you; Deaniepoohbear, Swanson Johnson the 7th of Great Britain, is a force to be reckoned with. I AM THE WALL. For many moons I have defended Longo's Theory Room from the bastard childs of the Malota Malteesers, those heritics to the Rondeau. With my companion, the Iceberg Supreme, we guard these barriers.

Also I work at a hot dog place and no, you can't work here you uptight mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I bet you don't even vape.