He's the Dave we all need

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Hey Slippers, I have taken a look at your Steam inventory and I'd like to offer you two potatoes for your account.

Also this guy is a bit of a spam trader, but he knows what he wants and be warned he WILL get it

Done that three times already. They always go to his house but can never find him.

just call the police....

I appreciate your offer, however, £0.01 for my Steam inventory seems a little one-sided.

Also, please stop calling me at 3am in the morning. Every time I pick up you speak really loudly and it sounds like you have a large tube of cookie-dough stuffed down your throat. Really creeps out my roommate.