F*ck you Baltimore!
If your dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, your a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars.
Bad deals, cars that break down,thieves! If you think your gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!
Its our belief that your such a stupid motherf*cker, you'll fall for this bullsh*t. Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, we'll f*ck her!
That's right we'll f*ck your wife!
Because at big bill hell's your f*cked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike, to big bill hell's!
Home of challenge pissing!
That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet. You get no down-payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't f*ck with us or well rip your nuts off!
Only at big bill hell's, the only dealer that tells you to f*ck off.
Hurry up, a**hole! This event ends the minute you write us a check and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherf*cker!
Go to hell!
Big bill hell's cars, Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of b*tches in the state of Maryland, guaranteed!