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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:51am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:45am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 3:28am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 3:43am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 3:28am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:49am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 3:08am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:37am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 12:07am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:37am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:28am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:35pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:26am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 11:18pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 4:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 3:15pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:29am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:57am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:55am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:41pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:59pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:09am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:30am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 3:19pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:49pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:20pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:15pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 8:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:20am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:24am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 11:57pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:31am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 5:03am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 1:11am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:48pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:41pm



What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.