You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

thanks about your Energized Bucket-wheel Excavator Chainsaw!

Willlllssssssooooooonnnn*cries*