I shall attempt to Rock and Stone brother

Blow Lord

This boi is the Master of the Blow, 100% legit

Grass is green, water is blue and my love for you is turtle.

the texture is powerfull and firm. The veins, altough visible, still make for a smooth shaft. as it rises with the morning sun, it casts a gentle shadow on my chest and blocks out the sun for a couple more minutes. When in full glory, you can feel the adrenaline pump trough it as it prepares to spread love and life to the world.
altough it might lacks stamina, it makes up in quantity. it works day in, day out to fullfill the wishes of all who are good. and at night, it walks the darkness to smite anyone who spreads evil.
legend sais that only people with a pure heart can survive an encounter

Heat oil in a heavy skillet over medium heat.
Add sausage and crushed red pepper.
Cook until sausage is no longer pink, stirring frequently, about 7 minutes.
Add onion and garlic to skillet and cook until onion is tender and sausage is light brown, stirring occasionally, about 7 minutes.
Add tomatoes, cream, and salt.
Simmer until mixture thickens slightly, about 4 minutes.
(Can be prepared one day ahead. Cover and chill.).
Cook pasta in large pot of boiling water.
Drain.
Bring sauce to a simmer.
Add pasta to sauce and cook until pasta is heated through and sauce thickens, stirring occasionally, about 2 minutes.
Divide pasta between plates.
Sprinkle with parsley.
Serve, passing Parmesan separately.