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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 10:32am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 12:39am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 10:21am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 9:44am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2017 @ 10:57am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 11:05am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 10:28am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 10:19am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 10:10am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 9:38am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 22 May, 2017 @ 8:08am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 7:16am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 11:39am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2016 @ 8:05am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:14pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 3:46am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 9:40am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 10:49am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 3:52am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 9:38am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 6:57am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 7:02am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 1:01am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 10:02am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 10:05am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 12:14am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 9:43am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 9:53am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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