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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
60.9 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
Juno best striker
Posted 28 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
48.1 hrs on record
--{Graphics}---
X You forget what reality is
_ Beautiful
_ Good
_ Decent
_ Bad
_ Don‘t look too long at it
_ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
_ GOTY
X Very good
_ Good
_ It‘s just gameplay
_ Mehh
_ Starring at walls is better
_ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
X Eargasm
_ Very good
_ Good
_ Not too bad
_ Bad
_ Earrape

---{Audience}---
_ Kids
X Teens
X Adults
_ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
_ Check if you can run paint
_ Potato
X Decent
X Fast
_ Rich boiiiiii
_ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
_ Just press 'A‘
_ Easy
_ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
_ Difficult
_ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
_ Nothing to grind
_ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
_ Isnt necessary to progress
X Average grind level
_ Too much grind
_ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
_ If you want story, then go read a book.
_ Text or Audio floating around
_ Average depends an DLC
_ Good
_ Lovley
X It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
_ Long enough for a cup of tea
_ Short
_ Average
X Long
_ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
_ There is no "price“
X Worth the price
_ If you have some spare money left
_ Not recommended
_ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
_ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
_ Can get annoying
_ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
_ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
Posted 12 September, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4 people found this review funny
118.3 hrs on record (68.6 hrs at review time)
--{Graphics}---
_ You forget what reality is
_ Beautiful
X Good
_ Decent
_ Bad
_ Don‘t look too long at it
_ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
_ GOTY
X Very good
_ Good
_ It‘s just gameplay
_ Mehh
_ Starring at walls is better
_ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
X Eargasm
_ Very good
_ Good
_ Not too bad
_ Bad
_ Earrape

---{Audience}---
_ Kids
X Teens
X Adults
_ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
_ Check if you can run paint
_ Potato
X Decent
_ Fast
_ Rich boiiiiii
_ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
_ Just press 'A‘
_ Easy
_ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
_ Difficult
_ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
_ Nothing to grind
_ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
_ Isnt necessary to progress
X Average grind level
_ Too much grind
_ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
_ If you want story, then go read a book.
_ Text or Audio floating around
_ Average depends an DLC
_ Good
_ Lovley
X It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
_ Long enough for a cup of tea
_ Short
_ Average
X Long
_ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
_ There is no "price“
X Worth the price
_ If you have some spare money left
_ Not recommended
_ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
_ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
_ Can get annoying
_ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
_ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
Posted 20 August, 2018.
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137 people found this review helpful
59 people found this review funny
68.5 hrs on record (57.7 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
_ You forget what reality is
X Beautiful
_ Good
_ Decent
_ Bad
_ Don‘t look too long at it
_ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
_ GOTY
X Very good
_ Good
_ It‘s just gameplay
_ Mehh
_ Starring at walls is better
_ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
X Eargasm
_ Very good
_ Good
_ Not too bad
_ Bad
_ Earrape

---{Audience}---
_ Kids
X Teens
X Adults
_ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
_ Check if you can run paint
_ Potato
X Decent
_ Fast
_ Rich boiiiiii
_ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
_ Just press 'A‘
_ Easy
_ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
_ Difficult
_ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
_ Nothing to grind
_ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
_ Isnt necessary to progress
X Average grind level
_ Too much grind
_ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
_ If you want story, then go read a book.
_ Text or Audio floating around
_ Average depends an DLC
_ Good
_ Lovley
X It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
_ Long enough for a cup of tea
_ Short
_ Average
X Long
_ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
_ There is no "price“
X Worth the price
_ If you have some spare money left
_ Not recommended
_ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
_ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
_ Can get annoying
_ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
_ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
Posted 29 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Much doge, such casual, many meme 11/10
Posted 30 September, 2017.
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