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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:59am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:12am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:12am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:10am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:31pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:11am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:59am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:11am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:12am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 1:42am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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