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-- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
😶
Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me."
🤐
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
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Stewie: Oh, let me guess. Another box with a crank that I turn and turn and turn until... whoo... a clown pops out. Then you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die a little more inside.
😱
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible
with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
😯
Zeus gave Leda the bird.
😘
Zoe: "Are those grenades?"
Jayne: "Cap'n doesn't want 'em."
Zoe: "We're robbing the place. We're not occupying it."
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YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE?
"Yes. Yes, of course."
Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG.
(Small Gods)
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