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i have this big hard piece of ♥♥♥♥ in my ass, just waiting to pop out. but it won't come out? :(
I'm getting stomach aches, I've drank a cup of tea and gonna do some more as I read that helps. Drinking loads of water too but it just wont come out. I'm on the toilet sitting there and all I'm getting are little farts and small parts of poop.
I even canceled work tomorrow because if I don't ♥♥♥♥ this out today I'll be feeling even worse tomorrow. I can't buy a colon cleanse or anything cause we dont have that over here.
I'm feeling pretty bad and I've been going to the bathroom like 20 times in the last 24 hours but it just won't come out! Maybe it's too big for the hole? What the ♥♥♥♥ if that ♥♥♥♥ happens?
Not a joke thread and yes I'm embarrassed.