I am Ascended
I bring Wisdom to those who need it, and Love to those who need more.
I am equally capable of being serious and philosophical, and being playful and silly. An enjoyer of stories, video games, and memes. At least, quality ones.
I am capable of understanding that which falls outside of my direct experience, and appreciating the value of things that I do not care for myself.
I believe in God, though to call me "conventionally Christian" would be incorrect. God made all things in our reality, not just the (often restrictive) social norms of Christian worldviews. God made the weirdos and queers acting strangely and making funny noises too. They love you all, however "abnormal" or even "freakish" you may be; Do not let the zealous and narrow-minded tell you otherwise, for they cherry-pick the messages that, in their mind, justify them to bully anyone they are uncomfortable with. Besides, being "normal" is boring. What even IS "n o r m a l", anyway?

You know what, I think I'll leave this part here, as a little piece of memory. This is what my steam profile description was for the longest time:

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME (you get whacked across the map and your head sticks in the ground)