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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:32am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:56am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:28am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:39am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:32am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:41am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:29pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 8:14am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:32am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:51am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:56pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:41am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:39am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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